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Dream Big. Live Humbly. And Carpe Diem.

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

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caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

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