Carpe Diem

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Dream Big. Live Humbly. And Carpe Diem.
Me during the entire months of summer:sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
Everyone else in one day of summer:went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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me:whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:why
me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:that is a fantastic point

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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